Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Absorbent Drink Coasters – Great Housewarming Gift – Passive Aggressive – Funny Coaster – Made in USA Set of 4 (Brown)

Description

Whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is what you are in reality saying. “Don’t Fuck Up The Table!” These witty and fun coasters are handmade out of baltic birch wood. Each piece is then hand stained and imprinted. They work great, make an unbelievable conversation piece, and are just super fun and clever. Each coaster measures 4″ x 4″ and is 1/4″ thick. Each order consists of 4 wood coasters. An original product made by Wooden Shoe Designs, Inc.
THE IDEAL COASTER SET FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR – Whether you’re the life of the party or having the party of a lifetime, these coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh every time you see them. Because you know, whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is exactly what you are thinking, don’t mess up my table.
LOOKING FOR THE BEST GIFT? – Perfect for white elephant gifts, Christmas presents, housewarming gifts, birthday presents, hostess gifts, or to add a unique flair to your own home bar. Consider the recipients face when they open a set of these joke coasters. It is guaranteed to be the best gift they get.
DO THEY ACTUALLY PROTECT YOUR TABLE? – What good is a coaster if it doesn’t work? Our wood coasters are handmade in america the use of hand picked Baltic birch. We then coat each one so they’re going to not only protect your bar, coffee table, or any other surface, but they look great doing it. Plus they’re reusable and super durable.
HOW MANY DO YOU GET? – We include a set of 4 coasters with each other.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED – Backed by our satisfaction guarantee. If you don’t seem to be satisfied for any reason, we will be able to happily provide a full refund.